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Hello. Oh, and grab the sleepers now just for mentioning one eastern country. But I still want to share with you on Friday one interesting experience.
I broke up with my faithful and went into fornication. I thought, as soon as I register on these your Internet sites, how will I naskakivat women to cut. And received only disappointments.
I installed myself one application here the other day. Well, you know, where the young ladies line up waiting for you to move them around the photo. I made a questionnaire, wrote a couple of sentences in the style of "Cute, caring, beautiful, generous, 5-20cm." And he began to hover back and forth. I rubbed on the first date pretty quickly. By the evening.
The lady is about 25 years old. According to the photo very much. In the first conversation behaves with restraint. Interested in meeting. In Israel, only a couple of months. She came from the Urals. Well, let's see.
We decided to meet in a cafe in Tel Aviv. Not far from the sea. Watch the sunset. Take a closer look. To talk
The table was booked for seven in the evening. I was there at about 6:45 pm I took myself a coffee and a croissant, I sit, to the point. Near grandpa and granny look at the setting sun and listlessly quarrel in German. Idyll.
And then there is a taxi. The door opens and from there comes the scent of perfume. Behind him appears chest. Left. A little later right. I was pleasantly surprised.
The lady looked around at the cafe. She pointed to me and gave out:
I exchanged glances with the visitors. Clarified with a gesture:
– Similarly, I? Maybe he is? – and nodded in the direction of a bum, with enthusiasm eating a slice of pizza from the trash.
– You! – briefly summarized the beauty.
Homeless man sobbed. And stared at me. The taxi driver also bulging eyes. The lady pretended to be picking on the phone.
I paid my bill. Gone.
And here as flooded! And each following is better than the previous one.
We drink coffee. The girl is not a fool. Beautiful brunette. We sit, we look how yachts glide over the sea.
– And you, too, of these? Like them? – betrays the girl, nodding at the neighbors.
Just in case, I tightened up and tucked it up.
– What kind of these?
– Well, these … You know, you're cool. And at first glance they are not at all like. But in conversation, in the manner of communication, this is evident. I'm sorry, but I don't like Jews.
I exhaled. For the Jews took. It even became pleasant. Then the conversation somehow went wrong. I tried to find out why she had such an opinion, but I received the answer that the Arabs are better in every sense. The final phrase was:
– If you want, we can meet from time to time. But only on coffee. Until I find someone normal.
The third was straight as a mast pine:
– And who do you work? – a sweet creature opposite me looks with huge eyes.
– Does it matter? – I was surprised.
– Of course. If you have a salary of less than 20 thousand, then I immediately leave.
– Go away.
– Wait, so where do you work? Always need to give a second chance?
– Not in this situation.
The next beautiful lady on the first date said:
– We can meet. But with one condition.
I was ready for anything. And he asked impatiently:
– You will buy me everything that I want. We will not have sex. In no way. But you can always take me with you and show off a beautiful girl in front of your friends.
– I do not have friends. Totally. And those who stayed, do not go anywhere. They sit at home and watch football. Without me.
For you to understand, the lady is far from beautiful. So far that I quietly called a taxi from the app.
– And how much do you rate yourself?
– The previous young man spent about five thousand shekels on me every week. We can start with three.
As the taxi driver arrived on time. More we have not seen.
Blonde about 25 years.
– Are you a sucker, ride a scooter, don't you have a car ?!
– No. I don't really need it. With my lifestyle.
– Need it! How do you live at all? And if you need to go?
– There is always a taxi.
– But taxis are very expensive! The car is always more profitable.
– Not always. Do you have a car?
– No! But I only need a guy with a car. And you're too greedy, since you don't have a car.
– Are you not greedy?
– Fuuuu, you have a fake apple watch! How can you wear this stuff!
– This is not a fake, but an ordinary fitness tracker watch.
– But it looks like an apple watch! Really did not have enough money to buy normal?
– I also have a fake iphone for the tenth, – I take out my phone.
– Are you kidding? How can you be so cheap ?! It's a shame, you immediately see that you are wearing fakes!
– And you? Does Machino written on your shirt, doesn't it burn your chest?
– Dick, it's a brand. Goodbye.
A beautiful girl is sitting opposite me. Young, beautiful, however, not smart.
“I have to confess something to you.”
– What is it?
– I'm married. And looking for a lover. For both of us.
– And what are you offering me?
– If you are ready to sleep with us and at the same time pay a small amount, then we can discuss it. Understand, we recently arrived in Israel. And we really need money. You can think two days.
I thought for five seconds. Found a look at the waitress. He asked for an invoice and paid off safely.
A girl who came on a date with a cute child.
– And how old are you?
– Oh, quite old. Masha and I are looking for a younger friend! – laughs.
The child eats ice cream, nudites, wants to go home.
During the conversation, it turns out that this is her niece, and she checks the men in a date like this. To my question: “What if the date ends with a movie, going to a club or something else interesting?”, She replied:
– And more than one meeting on the first conversation at a table in a cafe did not reach.
– What do you think, why?
– Because there are no normal men. No one wants to mess with women with children. And I have a different opinion, even though I have no children.
The axis is so bad, painter.
There were a couple of ladies, but they do not deserve special attention.
Tell me Komrad, is it possible to find a girlfriend on the Internet? Or quit
this venture, buy a trailer by the sea and live happily ever after?
Have a good weekend!
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